Thanks To His Money

His mistress younger than him by four decades though he looks fit for one of sixty nine
And only to the most expensive restaurants does he take her out for to wine and dine
The old bloke he has got heaps of money and of money 'tis true what they say
That of those who have got plenty of it they do seem to have things their own way.

A pretty brown haired young one in her twenties with him she walks out hand in hand
That she is living with a sugar daddy should not be that hard to understand
Since he gives her what most of her own age cannot give her and that is a marvellous time
And she may as well seize the moment since she is one who now is in her prime.

His ex wife she is in her sixties and she now has a life of her own
Of him she says he is a silly bugger far better men than he is I have known
Her toy boy than her is twenty years younger and a fit and virile young person is he
And when asked about him she says he is randy and he is one who does satisfy me.

With darkish brown hair dye he covers his gray and he no doubt has known a better day
But he is one who does look fit for his age and money speaks all languages they say
He is living with one forty years younger and she lives with her toy boy his ex wife
And in his latter years with much thanks to his money he is enjoying a very happy life.