Did Britney Have A Tummy Tuck

Did Britney have a tummy tuck on the cover of 'New Idea'
I did not buy the magazine to find out as it matters none to me
Of Britney Spears and her figure i really don't much care
Though many will buy the magazine there are plenty of fools out there.

A pretty singer who enjoys huge fame without me she will succeed
One uninteresting boring old fart in her fan club she does not need
But may success remain with her and may her fan club grow
Though of her recent tummy tuck why should i wish to know?

Did Britney have a tummy tuck that's her business not mine
And if she spends millions on herself to look good then that too suits me fine
Millions of poor people in the World of the hunger slowly die
Did Britney have a tummy tuck i care not why should i lie?

Did Britney have a tummy tuck such small talk magazines do sell
By all accounts from what i hear for herself she's doing quite well
A movie or a rock star or a singer of renown
Many look up to their kind there are fools in every town.

My impressionable years have long since gone and time has passed me by
And did Britney have a tummy tuck i looked but did not buy
Though i have grown older but not wise and I'll never be a sage
'Tis about time i do suppose for me to act my age.