Young Pete

Young Pete in his late twenties is quite serious
And if he smiled perhaps his face would crack
He owns his home outright without a mortgage
And money is a thing he does not lack.

A batchelor on the lookout for a woman
For a young and wealthy and a pretty looking wife
But most women do not find him attractive
Perhaps one can't have everything in life.

Most women like their men to wine and dine them
And young Pete with his money is rather tight
And few would enjoy his idea of relaxation
Sitting at home and watching t v at night.

Young Pete he has his eyes on one young beauty
He even gave her his phone number but him she never call
She tells her friends he is so dry and boring
He doesn't seem to interest her at all.

Young Pete does not drink alcohol or smoke or go to parties
One would think women would be knocking on his door
But to local single females he is not attractive
You ask them they will tell you he's a bore.