The Eldest Son Of Liz The Queen

He's only known the good times and all of the better things in life
And he's never had to sink a drain for to support his kids and wife
And he's a billionaire by right of birth and un-earned fame he's won
Because the Queen's his mother Prince Phillip's eldest son.

And because the Queen's his mother his is a household name
And he has never had to work for to earn his wealth or fame
The British taxpayers keep him he has never earned a bob
He's never had to wake at dawn to go off to a job.

In shaping Britain's future he may not have much say
The eldest son of Liz the Queen who will be King one day
But millions of Brits adore him and he is known Worldwide
And in their boring Prince of Wales the British take much pride.

He will be King by right of birth when Liz will abdicate
And the crowning of Prince Charles as King the Brits will celebrate
And the poor of Britain will still be poor which seems an awful shame
And they will have a sheltered man for King but life goes on the same.

He's the eldest son of Liz the Queen and he sadly lacks in charm
And there is not much good in him nor neither is their harm
And in shaping Britain's future he may not have much say
But he will be King of England when his mum calls it a day.