Who Told The World

Who told the world my most precious secret I wonder who told them at all
Something that I feel so ashamed of that my ageing member is small
Is there anything that Big Brother does not know about us what many say of him is true
That even whilst in your locked bathroom he is near and spying on you?

Each day I keep getting these emails from business companies on a distant shore
Saying we will increase the length of your small member at least three inches or maybe four
Just for only one hundred dollars we will restore you to your prime
I wish they would pester someone else and leave me to old father time.

I never was a macho fellow I wish that they would leave me be
For not even god and all of his angels could now make a young stud out of me
It seems nice of them to take an interest in me and on my small private part
Yet I wish that they would not keep dwelling on a once secret dear to my heart.

We will give you rock hard erections for such now we have got the pill
And add inches to your small member and ours to you won't be a huge bill
But I did not ask them for their advice and I wish they'd stop pestering me
As I want to stay as nature made me and I want to grow old gracefully.