That's What Queen Victoria Said

I lay on my back and i think of England that's what Victoria used to say
Whenever she was copulating and that was often on her day
Queen Victoria died but her fame outlives her States and places named in her honor from England far away
Born to royalty her fame does live on but only worms live where her bones now lay.

Since 'twas said that the sun never sets on the British Empire many decades in time gone by
The British not the conquerors they once were something that few would deny
Britain as a World superpower one might say did stand alone
Way back in the pre nuclear age when Victoria sat on the throne.

Queen Victoria had a long reign and she did live to be old
Yet she did not look a beauty unattractive to behold
And in the end she was a mortal a mere mortal like us all
To the scythe of Nature's Reaper she too eventually did fall.

I lay on my back and I think of England that's what Queen Victoria said
That is if you believe all you do hear and believe all you have read
But she did not die a virgin of that there can be no doubt
She had many sexual conquests and the mating game she knew about.